• yes, it itches. no, i'm not fond of it. but i shall overcome.
  • best. picture. evar.
  • is another fist (beard of stealth, power and glory, day 24)
  • beard of stealth, power, glory and +1 charisma, day 31
  • beard of stealth, power, glory, +1 charisma, and shark hunting skills, day 37. (5 days left!)
  • here it is. i said it would go today, so it must go today. the barber i was going to go to is closed on mondays and was probably too expensive anyways. DIY do or die. (beard of stealth, power, glory, +1 charisma, shark hunting skills, heart eyepatches and mourning, day 44)
  • I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE! (beard of stealth, power, glory, +1 charisma, shark hunting skills, heart eyepatches and i'll really miss you forever, day 44)
  • no tomfoolery anymore.
  • there was some collateral damage. innocent civilians were injured.
  • that shiny spot is me balding.
  • Like a baby. Smooth. Buttery, almost.
  • Stubbletown USA
  • I let it all grow out before...
  • My sister wanted me to do this. Instant douchebaggery!
  • Classy 70's style. Anybody know where I can get a brown corduroy suit?