hand axe
+4 to hit
+5 to damage
+2 to wisdom and constitution
slays orcs and trolls, sustains intelligence, resist chaos
rarity: 30%
isn't the point to look forward to mondays not 65 and a cheap watch and cheap goodbyes over cake and pats on the bent and crooked back?
vending machine breakfasts, mobile lunches and top ramen for days prolong the endless waiting for something better like weekends, retirement, or worse.
perhaps the problem is not the job but the systemic degradation of the work of the lower classes for the betterment of those already better off. because it turns out only sewage trickles down.