the e.g.r.p.g.
kill the whale

long sword

+10 to hit
+10 to damage
+2 to strength
slays evil, sustains intelligence, resists confusion, poison, and disenchantment
rarity: 10%

we pull the oars that drive the ship to sights in the distance we don't need.

we follow orders barked by the captain. we follow, we follow blindly.

(at the expense of everything, produce, consume, destroy)

want it, need it, buy it, own it. (kill the whale) we will not want it, we will not need it, we will not buy it, we will not kill it, we will not kill it, kill the whale. (we can turn aside)

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