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john thomas and me

well... john... thomas and i like to play outside. john thomas and i like to go ride bikes. i bring john thomas wherever i go, i must take him because he can't survive alone

we love our john thomas, his one good eye, it keeps good track of us. he leads us all over town and it seems he's never down.

well... john... thomas, john thomas wants to be a big star but i'm thinking he won't get far. he's got a problem that holds him back: no matter how hard he tries he always stays attatched.

we love our john thomas, his one good eye, it keeps good track of us. he leads us all over town and it seems he's never down.

well... john... thomas and i hang out all day and i'm hoping, hoping, hoping that he'll always stay. gals may come and gals may go but my john thomas will never follow.

we love our john thomas, his one good eye, it keeps good track of us. he leads us all over town and it seems he's never down.

vocals: don, iank.

every guy i know of has a friend just like john thomas. some johns may be taller, shorter, fatter or skinnier, i hardly know but i do know that lots of guys have them. he's a curious little man, only one eye, but he'll always be loyal to you if you treat him with respect. rare indeed is the case where he'll just get up and leave. he may not always behave the right way, but he'll always stick around. robin williams does a good impression of him, i hear. and he's a hit with the ladies about 90% of the time... isn't it awfully nice to have a john thomas?

--donnyb.

thank you.