the professional

she is a girl
that we shouldn't like
but we all still
like her.
natalie portman,
she is so cool.
as padmé or mathilda,
she makes us drool.
she might be kind of young
but we still go to sleep.
thinking of her,
and liking her.
natalie portman,
she is so cool.
as padmé or mathilda,
she makes us drool.
[ianj. ad libs his infatuation with ms. portman]
she might be called
a fine young diva.
but make no mistake,
she won't like you either.
natalie portman,
she is so cool.
as padmé or mathilda,
she makes us drool.
vocals: don, ianj., iank.
hey, we can't go through life complaining about everything can we? so we write silly songs after seeing "episode one: the phantom menace" five or ten times. this little punk/pop song is silly, that's for sure. if you are breathing, you know a little about why we like natalie portman, because she looks good. but she's also a pretty good actress. now some might say we're sick bastards, and we'd probably agree, but at least we don't like plastic girls like pamela anderson or something... and besides there's probably not one of us that would trade our girlfriends for natalie portman even if she asked (which she wouldn't). so there.
--donnyb.

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