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after you've done that,

click here



oh yeah some more simple instructions for visiting my page:
  1. get netscape (3.01 preferred). not microsoft internet explorer (fight the corporate bastards).
  2. when you get to the pages try putting your mouse over everything and reading where the destination is displayed at the bottom of the screen.
  3. please enjoy yourself. (not like that you sicko.)
  4. email me if you have any problems, i love hate mail, it's always so funny.





thanks for visiting...