thedonproject
An incredibly stupid UNIX Shell Script that I spent many hundreds of dollars learning in college. I clearly would have received an A in this class, had my school given grades.

# cool
# this is a test to see if you are cool
# by asking a simple question
echo "this is a test, it is only a test"
echo "_________________________________"
echo ""
echo "which of the following best describes you"
echo "a) really spiffy"
echo "b) really dorky"
echo "c) really normal"
echo "d) really not like the above three"
echo -n "well? "
set ans = "$<"
if ( "$ans" == a ) then
  set score = "-200"
  echo "your score is: "$score""
  echo "you think too much of yourself..."
else if ( "$ans" == b ) then
  set score = "100"
  echo "your score is: "$score""
  echo "it's pretty cool to be dorky."
else if ( "$ans" == c ) then
  set score = "0"
  echo "your score is: "$score""
  echo "normal is very dull..."
else 
  set score = "200"
  echo "your score is: "$score""
  echo "you are amazingly cool because you are"
  echo "so special (or you typed a choice that"
  echo "is unavailable...)"
endif
echo ""
echo "thanks for taking the test, we will now"
echo "return to the show already in progress."